If It Walks Like a Nazi… – The Cozy Callout Edition

Sometimes, the truth needs to be spelled out—boldly, loudly, and on a ridiculously comfy hoodie. Featuring a striking cutout of a certain billionaire with the words “If it walks like a Nazi, and it talks like a Nazi, and it acts like a Nazi…” across the front, this design makes sure there’s no room for ambiguity. Turn around, and the message finishes strong with “Then it’s probably a Nazi,” accented by delicate flowers—because even harsh truths deserve a touch of elegance.

Made with a plush blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (medium-heavy at 8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie delivers ultimate comfort while you roast fascists, sip tea, or simply exist as a beacon of truth. The classic fit, kangaroo pouch pocket, and tear-away label ensure a smooth, cozy wear, while the color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood keep things stylishly put-together—even when your patience for billionaire nonsense is not.

And because ethical production matters, this hoodie is made with 100% sustainably grown US cotton and dyed with OEKO-TEX-certified, low-impact dyes. As part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Gildan ensures every stitch aligns with sustainable and responsible manufacturing.

Perfect for protests, casual callouts, or just reminding people that a red flag is still a red flag no matter how much money it has, this hoodie is a must-have for anyone who believes in holding the powerful accountable—comfortably and fashionably. 💐🔥

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean